August 2011
1 post
For Real This Time
So I started a new blog (a Tumblr to be precise) and I swear to Christ (who, as a Jew, I do not believe in) that I will actually update, mainly because it is themeless and thereby I am under no contraints.
Follow it (susancohen.tumblr.com) if you may. I am not going to add all of the Tumblrs I enjoy reading to that account and will probably no longer look at this one.
L’Chaim!
July 2010
1 post
Colin Quashie →
By Colin Quashie.
Yeah I posted something. And it’s not film related. Whatever.
May 2010
1 post
Phil Connors
I have no intention of picking this blog back up. But I wanted to post this because it’s movie related.
I was at a party with Bill Murray on Friday.
February 2010
1 post
Hi.
If you couldn’t tell already, I’m not updating this blog anymore. First of all, it got too hard to say quirky things about movies. I’ve seen a hell of a lot of movies. So many that it’s hard for me to remember them after they’re done unless they are very, very good. So there’s that.
Then there’s the fact that as of last Friday, I no longer work at...
January 2010
10 posts
2 tags
Moon
If you were stuck alone on the moon with your clone, would you have sex with it?
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Desperado
Antonio Banderas did all his own guitar parts.
1 tag
Coraline
Other Dad was pretty cool.
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Jennifer's Body
Why do they make out with each other?
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Day of the Woman (I Spit on Your Grave)
It’s rapetastic!
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Taxi Driver
How can someone so attractive be so creepy?
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District 9
Exactly how would a human have sex with one of the aliens?
3 tags
A State of Mind
What happens to you if you mess up?
Funny People
Eminem is easily the funniest person in this movie.
Breaking Bad Season 1
Really, it’s about the science of meth. It’s a valuable learning experience.
December 2009
12 posts
The Top Ten Movies that I've Seen and Written...
Akira
Dogfight
Heavenly Creatures
The Last Days of Disco
Michael Clayton
Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan
Spellbound
Suicide Club
Totally Fucked Up
Unforgiven
Mildred Pierce
Fuck that bitch.
Inglourious Basterds
If only…
Eyes Wide Shut
Nicole Kidman’s approach to acting is to speak very slowly at every opportunity.
Cherry Falls
Love conquers all.
Baghead
Slightly less boring and annoying than other mumblecore.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Way to leave out Dumbledore’s funeral.
Hard Candy
Oh look, Ellen Page is playing a too-smart precocious teenager. She has such a wide range.
The Strangers
Nothing brings people together and puts things into perspective like torture and getting stabbed.
Picnic at Hanging Rock
I bet a dingo ate them.
Over the Edge
Suburban white kids were just as violently alienated in the ’70s as they are today.
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
A person with a metal fetish really has no right to judge a couple with a hit-a-guy-with-your-car-deposit-him-in-the-woods-and-fuck-by-his-corpse fetish.
November 2009
2 posts
Empire Records
Um. Guys. She still has a speed problem.
Fear not!
I shall be returning shortly. Tell your friends.
September 2009
2 posts
Taking a Break
Sorry dudes. I’m becoming less clever. Need some time to watch more inspiring movies.
Knowing
A creepy clusterfuck of every apocalyptic film made in the last ten years.
August 2009
15 posts
Gangs of New York
I would feel sorry for the Irish if they weren’t so bigoted themselves.
Henry Fool
What a hipster.
Totally Fucked Up
I have so much more respect for the guy that played Frank in Donnie Darko.
Snow Angels
Beware the born agains.
I Love You, Man
First world problems.
Dogfight
I feel really bad for all the women cast in this.
Teorema
I would sleep with him too.
Akira
Great soundtrack.
Dark City
Extraterrestrial skinheads.
The Opposite of Sex
A pretty accurate prediction of what Wednesday Addams would have grown up to become. Only blonde and homophobic.
Pumpkin
I have a crush on a kid that looks EXACTLY like Pumpkin.
The Ballad of Jack and Rose
It gets pretty creepy and gross for a little while.
The Last Wave
The world came to an end in the ’70s, and still, race relations remained unsolved.
Wild at Heart
I’d say that a good 15-20 minutes of this movie is just Laura Dern and Nicolas Cage screwing.
Entourage, Season 5
Grow the beard back.
July 2009
16 posts
Battle in Seattle
I find it hard to take a politically charged movie seriously when it’s been written and directed by that dude from Queen of the Damned.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Both of these women seem much to young for Jason Segel.
Humboldt County
Peter Bogdanovich? Really?
The Wrestler
I fast-forwarded through the ending. I don’t like wrestling.