August 2011
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Aug 17th
For Real This Time
So I started a new blog (a Tumblr to be precise) and I swear to Christ (who, as a Jew, I do not believe in) that I will actually update, mainly because it is themeless and thereby I am under no contraints. Follow it (susancohen.tumblr.com) if you may. I am not going to add all of the Tumblrs I enjoy reading to that account and will probably no longer look at this one. L’Chaim!
Aug 6th
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July 2010
1 post
Colin Quashie →
By Colin Quashie. Yeah I posted something. And it’s not film related. Whatever.
Jul 30th
May 2010
1 post
Phil Connors
I have no intention of picking this blog back up. But I wanted to post this because it’s movie related. I was at a party with Bill Murray on Friday.
May 25th
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February 2010
1 post
Hi. If you couldn’t tell already, I’m not updating this blog anymore. First of all, it got too hard to say quirky things about movies. I’ve seen a hell of a lot of movies. So many that it’s hard for me to remember them after they’re done unless they are very, very good. So there’s that. Then there’s the fact that as of last Friday, I no longer work at...
Feb 25th
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January 2010
10 posts
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Moon
If you were stuck alone on the moon with your clone, would you have sex with it?
Jan 26th
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Desperado
Antonio Banderas did all his own guitar parts.
Jan 18th
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Coraline
Other Dad was pretty cool.
Jan 16th
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Jennifer's Body
Why do they make out with each other?
Jan 14th
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Day of the Woman (I Spit on Your Grave)
It’s rapetastic!
Jan 12th
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Taxi Driver
How can someone so attractive be so creepy?
Jan 9th
1 tag
District 9
Exactly how would a human have sex with one of the aliens?
Jan 7th
3 tags
A State of Mind
What happens to you if you mess up?
Jan 5th
Funny People
Eminem is easily the funniest person in this movie.
Jan 4th
Breaking Bad Season 1
Really, it’s about the science of meth. It’s a valuable learning experience.
Jan 1st
December 2009
12 posts
The Top Ten Movies that I've Seen and Written...
Akira Dogfight Heavenly Creatures The Last Days of Disco Michael Clayton Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan Spellbound Suicide Club Totally Fucked Up Unforgiven
Dec 30th
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Mildred Pierce
Fuck that bitch.
Dec 27th
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Inglourious Basterds
If only…
Dec 24th
Eyes Wide Shut
Nicole Kidman’s approach to acting is to speak very slowly at every opportunity. 
Dec 22nd
Cherry Falls
Love conquers all.
Dec 20th
Baghead
Slightly less boring and annoying than other mumblecore.
Dec 19th
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Way to leave out Dumbledore’s funeral.
Dec 14th
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Hard Candy
Oh look, Ellen Page is playing a too-smart precocious teenager. She has such a wide range.
Dec 11th
The Strangers
Nothing brings people together and puts things into perspective like torture and getting stabbed.
Dec 8th
Picnic at Hanging Rock
I bet a dingo ate them.
Dec 6th
Over the Edge
Suburban white kids were just as violently alienated in the ’70s as they are today.
Dec 4th
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
A person with a metal fetish really has no right to judge a couple with a hit-a-guy-with-your-car-deposit-him-in-the-woods-and-fuck-by-his-corpse fetish.
Dec 2nd
November 2009
2 posts
Empire Records
Um. Guys. She still has a speed problem.
Nov 30th
Fear not!
I shall be returning shortly. Tell your friends.
Nov 30th
September 2009
2 posts
Taking a Break
Sorry dudes. I’m becoming less clever. Need some time to watch more inspiring movies.
Sep 5th
Knowing
A creepy clusterfuck of every apocalyptic film made in the last ten years.
Sep 2nd
August 2009
15 posts
Gangs of New York
I would feel sorry for the Irish if they weren’t so bigoted themselves.
Aug 31st
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Henry Fool
What a hipster.
Aug 29th
Totally Fucked Up
I have so much more respect for the guy that played Frank in Donnie Darko.
Aug 27th
Snow Angels
Beware the born agains.
Aug 25th
I Love You, Man
First world problems.
Aug 23rd
Dogfight
I feel really bad for all the women cast in this.
Aug 21st
Teorema
I would sleep with him too.
Aug 19th
Akira
Great soundtrack.
Aug 17th
Dark City
Extraterrestrial skinheads. 
Aug 15th
The Opposite of Sex
A pretty accurate prediction of what Wednesday Addams would have grown up to become. Only blonde and homophobic.
Aug 13th
Pumpkin
I have a crush on a kid that looks EXACTLY like Pumpkin.
Aug 11th
The Ballad of Jack and Rose
It gets pretty creepy and gross for a little while.
Aug 8th
The Last Wave
The world came to an end in the ’70s, and still, race relations remained unsolved.
Aug 6th
Wild at Heart
I’d say that a good 15-20 minutes of this movie is just Laura Dern and Nicolas Cage screwing.
Aug 4th
Entourage, Season 5
Grow the beard back.
Aug 2nd
July 2009
16 posts
Battle in Seattle
I find it hard to take a politically charged movie seriously when it’s been written and directed by that dude from Queen of the Damned.
Jul 31st
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Both of these women seem much to young for Jason Segel.
Jul 29th
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Humboldt County
Peter Bogdanovich? Really?
Jul 27th
The Wrestler
I fast-forwarded through the ending. I don’t like wrestling.
Jul 25th